Inbox: Ximilia

[singlelogbridge]

// Wei Wuxian

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XIMILIA

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[hallowing]

YES actually the last time it was bc i got someone's name tattooed on my ass. stupid choice. don't do it.

（ like. he can't physically be tattooed permanently, but yk. ）

what kinda punk ass bitches are u hanging out with son, damn

look if u don't melt my face off i'll be disappointed, how's that for spice

[singlelogbridge]

[All of that gets a laugh, and also what a mental image.]

no one here has any kind of spice tolerance! well except Yelena, she's great. she could also drink me under the table

and I'm gonna hold you to that. and if you do get Lan Xichen to cook for you, I'll spice it up for you, how's that?

1/2

[hallowing]

what a bunch of goobers

it's a deal.

sounds like he's into it. might take some cocksucking tho so we'll see—

[hallowing]

SHIT SORRY U ASKED NOT TO HEAR ABT IT

MY BRAIN JUST DID THE THING

FUCKING ME'S SAKE

[singlelogbridge]

Why would you do this to me??? why???

[hallowing]

i mean im a sadist so like

proly that

[singlelogbridge]

it's not that he can't have a sex life but it's weird to know it exists!!! Where I'm from he's the most refined person of an entire generation! From the most respected upright clan! He doesn't curse or drink and he was ranked number one in the list of most eligible gentlemen.

Also his brother was my best friend which makes it really awkward to hear about him like this!

[hallowing]

i'll let u know if i can make him curse

[singlelogbridge]

[WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY?]

fuck you, I laughed!

also DO NOT

[singlelogbridge]

and I was ranked 4th thanks for asking!!!

[hallowing]

oh number 4, ur first in my heart

if not for ur dick claimant, yea verily we wouldst hath banged.

[singlelogbridge]

I'm sure the sex would have been great

anyway for some reason I'm still making you noodles so come to the kitchen in 30 so I can melt your face off

[hallowing]

new fave person and i don't even know ur name

that is NOT an invitation to tell me

i need plausible deniability to combat lan xichen

[singlelogbridge]

deal. in that case call me Nie Huaisang

[hallowing]

aight

now noodle me pls b4 i die